Thursday, December 22, 2005
Zhng Car? Simi Car Zhng Lan Jiao!
Okay, so this morning I'm minding my own business pottering around at home recovering from my appendicectomy, and throwing up profusely (something to do with banana milk. Don't ask) when this shocking pink mazda RX8 with blinding-purple headlamps, oversize spoiler (with feathers stuck on for some reason) and momo steering wheel roars into my driveway.
I can't help but notice the translucent hello kitty stickers stuck big big across the windshield.
And then this... ultra-hot, mucho-sexy five-foot-seven girl (with large headlamps herself) unfolds out the car, slinks up to me, and slaps me.
Turns out it's celeste, LMD's... ah, business associate cum fren. She is very upset with my last post, and demands a withdrawer, whatever that is.
I tell her that I much prefer strategic insertions to withdrawals, but she doesn't laugh.
And then, to add injury to injury, she tells me that if I do not crarify, she is going to tell her boyfren to zhng my face.
So okay, okay, here is my heartfelt apology to any offended parties.
When I referenced sadness in my last entry, I was just associating the word "sadness" with her post, because, well, she was writing about sadness.
That's all I meant.
I didn't mean in any way to insinuate that LMD is materialistic and money grubbing, and hung up on the 5 Cs, 1L and 1 P. I just link one word for one meaning, wor.
If I had intended to, I would have made it look like this :
"I think it's because the government needs its sheep to be slightly kancheong, very jealous, and very very materialistic."
Right, anot? :)
I can't help but notice the translucent hello kitty stickers stuck big big across the windshield.
And then this... ultra-hot, mucho-sexy five-foot-seven girl (with large headlamps herself) unfolds out the car, slinks up to me, and slaps me.
Turns out it's celeste, LMD's... ah, business associate cum fren. She is very upset with my last post, and demands a withdrawer, whatever that is.
I tell her that I much prefer strategic insertions to withdrawals, but she doesn't laugh.
And then, to add injury to injury, she tells me that if I do not crarify, she is going to tell her boyfren to zhng my face.
So okay, okay, here is my heartfelt apology to any offended parties.
When I referenced sadness in my last entry, I was just associating the word "sadness" with her post, because, well, she was writing about sadness.
That's all I meant.
I didn't mean in any way to insinuate that LMD is materialistic and money grubbing, and hung up on the 5 Cs, 1L and 1 P. I just link one word for one meaning, wor.
If I had intended to, I would have made it look like this :
"I think it's because the government needs its sheep to be slightly kancheong, very jealous, and very very materialistic."
Right, anot? :)
