Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Blogosphere 2
This just in folks.
Mrbrown has had a baby. Yet again.
Congratulations to the proud father!
Man those teenage years are going to be a pain.
LMD : (cf Mrbrown) - He asked me to carry his baby!
.......
...
err. yes. quite.
That's a good line, that is. Hi, gorgeous, would you like to carry my baby?
*****
So I've finally been sent a link to this mysterious dawn yang person who has become the Chosen One to unseat the guardian of Hells Gate, Xiaxue herself. Word has it she's backed by powerful individuals and organisations, and is based somewhere in the states.
Well, a big welcome to the blogosphere to The Slayer. Personally, while you're reinventing yourself a bit of black leather and a name-change might help to augment your image too. You know, Dawn the Mediawhore Slayer just doesn't have a nice ring to it...
Jokes aside, let's break her down to try to understand the hype.
Looks, decent-ish but not a nine point something by any means. (California, land of the expensive...)
Writing - decent, surprisingly. Bit too yank for my liking, but that pretty much sums up Singapore, and the United States (which is apparently why she's "pan asian", whilst re-minisce is just Austin Powery Bah.)
But. And this is the big but.
Any girl who puts an mp3 onto her blog which you can't stop playing... becomes an automatic -10 in re-minisce's books.
What I really don't understand is this... they're just bloggers. Bloggers, for chrissakes. And we're getting hot under the collar about them?! What, no real celebrities with any real talent, so turn ordinary people with no talent into pseudo celebrities is it?
Shrug. Grow up, Singapore. And that goes out to the bottom-trawling pathetic little lump of regurgitated playdough that passes off as our media as well.
Mrbrown has had a baby. Yet again.
Congratulations to the proud father!
Man those teenage years are going to be a pain.
LMD : (cf Mrbrown) - He asked me to carry his baby!
.......
...
err. yes. quite.
That's a good line, that is. Hi, gorgeous, would you like to carry my baby?
*****
So I've finally been sent a link to this mysterious dawn yang person who has become the Chosen One to unseat the guardian of Hells Gate, Xiaxue herself. Word has it she's backed by powerful individuals and organisations, and is based somewhere in the states.
Well, a big welcome to the blogosphere to The Slayer. Personally, while you're reinventing yourself a bit of black leather and a name-change might help to augment your image too. You know, Dawn the Mediawhore Slayer just doesn't have a nice ring to it...
Jokes aside, let's break her down to try to understand the hype.
Looks, decent-ish but not a nine point something by any means. (California, land of the expensive...)
Writing - decent, surprisingly. Bit too yank for my liking, but that pretty much sums up Singapore, and the United States (which is apparently why she's "pan asian", whilst re-minisce is just Austin Powery Bah.)
But. And this is the big but.
Any girl who puts an mp3 onto her blog which you can't stop playing... becomes an automatic -10 in re-minisce's books.
What I really don't understand is this... they're just bloggers. Bloggers, for chrissakes. And we're getting hot under the collar about them?! What, no real celebrities with any real talent, so turn ordinary people with no talent into pseudo celebrities is it?
Shrug. Grow up, Singapore. And that goes out to the bottom-trawling pathetic little lump of regurgitated playdough that passes off as our media as well.
