Truths of Old

After listening to Sara's stepping stone to fame (which incidentally, is a really great song, so please click on it, download it, and store it away on your hard disks so that you will have a free illegal copy by the time she gets around to copyrighting her stuff) I've decided to tout my own talents as a screenplay writer.

See, me and me friends we wuz sitting down the other day at dinner dreamin this one up.

we call it the Empire Strikes Behind. Or maybe the Behind of the Empire!

Episode XXX

So Anakin wossname right, he's standing across from obi won whosit looking all constipated like un the way he does in the whole show, innit.

anyway, obi won intones dramatically

"Don't do it, anakin! I have the high ground! (Who comes up with these terribly forced dialog lines anyway... mutter)"

Anakin : "..." (looks constipated, does dramatic flying somersault over obi)

Obi : swings lightsabre thearetrically in the air

Anakin : lands adeptly on both feet (still connected to body), looks triumphant. "Ha you old coot! You missed! You are no longer a jedi master to me!"

Obi : "Ha! That's what you think! You are no longer a man!"

Anakin : (high pitched squeak) Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

*****
Cut to scene

Ugly old dude standing over big metal man, with big metal... prosthesis.

"Rise up... Darth... Dildo"

Okay I'll stop there. But I swears, me and my friends, we're gonna write more scripts. yeah. Watch out world, here we come.