Wednesday, February 02, 2005
New World Definitions for the Old Age Male
1) Baby : hollow tube open at both ends and continent at neither
2) Date : Less than two hands on the steering wheel...
*****
Oh, and apparently I have rapid female fans.
Too fast, too furious for li'll old me...
*****
Stamp of Approval:
ask for Fire and Ice at Cantina, Greenleaf avenue (or somewhere thereabouts) By invitation only, not on menu.
Nothing like watching flaming coffee beans bouncing off your plate onto the table. Highly recommended for allpyromani... discerning gastrophiles out there.
Look out for an unforgettable waitor called Kirby who is simply a star, although he gets minus marks from S. the Weatherman for sudden-onset amnesia regarding all existence of his "other-half", in the overwhelming presence of a smouldering (ha. pun.) female.
Note to Weatherman : this is actually a normal phenomenon called the Y chromosome. - re-minisce.
*****
Sad
The best friend has flown out of town with his wifey back to miserable old MIT, and all I have to show for it are 115891238 dodgy PC-cdrom games.
Sniff.
Life will never be the same...
Oh well, first things first.
Power-on... open CD tray... Wheeeeeeeeeeee.
*****
My Mummy Say
Think I should consider making this a regular feature.
Today in car en-route tojail on-call, interrupting the usual, peacefully drowsy silence re-minisce considers quality time:
Mother : "You should start thinking about marriage. You need another doctor."
re-minisce : "..."
Mother : "Only they can understand your lifestyle.
Don't go for looks. You need someone who can think. Some men need someone inferior so they can feel good about themselves, you need an equal. Otherwise you will get bored quickly.
Go for someone tall, and calm. Because you are very jumpy."
re-minisce : "bye mom."
exit stage right into welcoming silence of waiting taxi.
Just great. Now I have a mom and a fortune cookie all rolled into one.
Think its this stupid Chinese New Year phenomenon I keep hearing about on the radio rearing its ugly head. Next thing I know, well-meaning relatives will be inquiring into my (lack of) marital status and making me feel like a worthless, unproductive degenerate.
*****
Model Quote of the Week:
"With Power comes Justice!"
(or was it without power there is no justice...)
? original source from ? superfriends?
*****
Re-minisce humbly retracts casting aspersions about models' single brain cells...
Some of them have two!
:D
just kidding.
Oog. Arg. Better stop now before I get stamped to death under a tsunami of vengeful high-heels.
2) Date : Less than two hands on the steering wheel...
*****
Oh, and apparently I have rapid female fans.
Too fast, too furious for li'll old me...
*****
Stamp of Approval:
ask for Fire and Ice at Cantina, Greenleaf avenue (or somewhere thereabouts) By invitation only, not on menu.
Nothing like watching flaming coffee beans bouncing off your plate onto the table. Highly recommended for all
Look out for an unforgettable waitor called Kirby who is simply a star, although he gets minus marks from S. the Weatherman for sudden-onset amnesia regarding all existence of his "other-half", in the overwhelming presence of a smouldering (ha. pun.) female.
Note to Weatherman : this is actually a normal phenomenon called the Y chromosome. - re-minisce.
*****
Sad
The best friend has flown out of town with his wifey back to miserable old MIT, and all I have to show for it are 115891238 dodgy PC-cdrom games.
Sniff.
Life will never be the same...
Oh well, first things first.
Power-on... open CD tray... Wheeeeeeeeeeee.
*****
My Mummy Say
Think I should consider making this a regular feature.
Today in car en-route to
Mother : "You should start thinking about marriage. You need another doctor."
re-minisce : "..."
Mother : "Only they can understand your lifestyle.
Don't go for looks. You need someone who can think. Some men need someone inferior so they can feel good about themselves, you need an equal. Otherwise you will get bored quickly.
Go for someone tall, and calm. Because you are very jumpy."
re-minisce : "bye mom."
exit stage right into welcoming silence of waiting taxi.
Just great. Now I have a mom and a fortune cookie all rolled into one.
Think its this stupid Chinese New Year phenomenon I keep hearing about on the radio rearing its ugly head. Next thing I know, well-meaning relatives will be inquiring into my (lack of) marital status and making me feel like a worthless, unproductive degenerate.
*****
Model Quote of the Week:
"With Power comes Justice!"
(or was it without power there is no justice...)
? original source from ? superfriends?
*****
Re-minisce humbly retracts casting aspersions about models' single brain cells...
Some of them have two!
:D
just kidding.
Oog. Arg. Better stop now before I get stamped to death under a tsunami of vengeful high-heels.
