Saturday, July 31, 2004
Jerry Maguiness
There's this ad here in the cinemas that's really funny.
There's this little girl holding a bunny in her arms with her back to this little boy who's peering over the wall between their houses.
And he says "show me the bunny"
She says, sternly, "...again."
"show me the bunny!"
"say it like you mean it!"
"SHOW me the BUNNY!!"
"you're not convincing me"
"show me THE bunny!!!"
"louder!"
"SHOW ME THE BUNNY!"
pause
"no."
*****
I had the bestest day ever today.
I :
1) slept in late
2) bummed in house till mid afternoon, doing absolutely nothing
3) crept out to the gym. This wasn't actually part of the "best day" thingummy and has led to Re-minisce's Reformation Act :
section 1.1 : Do NOT go to the gym with sore throat, two days after fencing when bum feels like it's been run over by a mack truck with chain-link tires. Or if you do, do NOT try running on the damn treadmill.
On the bright side I seem to have spectacularly and mysteriously gained upper torso strength and can now lift 50 kg (that's 7 kg up) with some difficulty. Must be the big dinner I had last night, with T and her parents. T's the Cullinary Corruptor and prime culprit for the development of re-minisce's pseudo alcoholic tendancies. (Asti. Must. have. asti...)
4) went to the park next to the gym, lay down in the sunlight (that's right! There was sunlight!! the real thing. Hot even!) and passed out in exhaustion. I really did pass out. None of this falling asleep rubbish, lay down, felt a little faint but nice and warm, and woke up an hour later with a tan. laughs.
Ogled a pomeranian (it was soooooooo cute) as it accelerated around the park recklessly at random people scaring the living daylights out of them (hehe). Those things have a surprising turn of speed for creatures with such short legs. It almost bowled over a nice old lady with her walking stick but apparently had a change of heart at the last instant. heh.
5) walked home (the sunlight faded as I walked) and caught dinner at a cheap and cheerful eatery near my place, and ogled a blonde chick (with such cheekbones. swoon) in her cool blue car as she stopped for a traffic light.
So now I'm home alone. MMmm. Think I shall get around to filling in my locum app forms now, before doing more glorious nothing.
There's this little girl holding a bunny in her arms with her back to this little boy who's peering over the wall between their houses.
And he says "show me the bunny"
She says, sternly, "...again."
"show me the bunny!"
"say it like you mean it!"
"SHOW me the BUNNY!!"
"you're not convincing me"
"show me THE bunny!!!"
"louder!"
"SHOW ME THE BUNNY!"
pause
"no."
*****
I had the bestest day ever today.
I :
1) slept in late
2) bummed in house till mid afternoon, doing absolutely nothing
3) crept out to the gym. This wasn't actually part of the "best day" thingummy and has led to Re-minisce's Reformation Act :
section 1.1 : Do NOT go to the gym with sore throat, two days after fencing when bum feels like it's been run over by a mack truck with chain-link tires. Or if you do, do NOT try running on the damn treadmill.
On the bright side I seem to have spectacularly and mysteriously gained upper torso strength and can now lift 50 kg (that's 7 kg up) with some difficulty. Must be the big dinner I had last night, with T and her parents. T's the Cullinary Corruptor and prime culprit for the development of re-minisce's pseudo alcoholic tendancies. (Asti. Must. have. asti...)
4) went to the park next to the gym, lay down in the sunlight (that's right! There was sunlight!! the real thing. Hot even!) and passed out in exhaustion. I really did pass out. None of this falling asleep rubbish, lay down, felt a little faint but nice and warm, and woke up an hour later with a tan. laughs.
Ogled a pomeranian (it was soooooooo cute) as it accelerated around the park recklessly at random people scaring the living daylights out of them (hehe). Those things have a surprising turn of speed for creatures with such short legs. It almost bowled over a nice old lady with her walking stick but apparently had a change of heart at the last instant. heh.
5) walked home (the sunlight faded as I walked) and caught dinner at a cheap and cheerful eatery near my place, and ogled a blonde chick (with such cheekbones. swoon) in her cool blue car as she stopped for a traffic light.
So now I'm home alone. MMmm. Think I shall get around to filling in my locum app forms now, before doing more glorious nothing.
