Friday, June 04, 2004
Bedroom Hair
Okay. Boys, this concerns haircare products. Feel free to let your eyes glaze over and minds fall gently into a comatose state. Unless that's your default state of being of course.
(Which brings to mind a cute ad I saw the other day. The words read "So THAT'S what your left hand is for!". The picture - a can of carling. I figure it's gotta be funny somehow, right, but I don't quite get the joke...)
So re-minisce was walking through Boot's the Pharmacist the other day (STOP laughing. That's not the joke. Really. We have Boots pharmacies here. Probably have Pill's Cobblers or summat. Dunno.) when he saw this New Formula! hair gel thingie for women, under the (Surprise surprise) haircare section.
New improved! Just Got Out of Bed look!
The picture : a gorgeous model with a sexy smile and hair wandering off at all angles, like, yeah you got it, she just got out of bed.
Now WHAT is the point of THAT I ask. I mean, girls, if you really want a guy to see what you look like first thing in the morning :
1) don't do anything to your hair when you get up (take a page from re-minisce's book! scruffy, Van De Graaf look, au natural)
or
2) sleep with him
there. sorted. The Day After look. Complete with the Day After halitosis. :D 100% free, and burn some calories while you're at it too!
And honestly, the only reason that girl looks gorgeous on the label of the bottle is because she's gorgeous. I mean if she had straight hair, curly hair, messy hair or no hair she'd still look gorgeous. Same's if she had on dungarees, elaborate gown, or no clothes at all.
The Just Got out of Bed look. £15. pah.
(Which brings to mind a cute ad I saw the other day. The words read "So THAT'S what your left hand is for!". The picture - a can of carling. I figure it's gotta be funny somehow, right, but I don't quite get the joke...)
So re-minisce was walking through Boot's the Pharmacist the other day (STOP laughing. That's not the joke. Really. We have Boots pharmacies here. Probably have Pill's Cobblers or summat. Dunno.) when he saw this New Formula! hair gel thingie for women, under the (Surprise surprise) haircare section.
New improved! Just Got Out of Bed look!
The picture : a gorgeous model with a sexy smile and hair wandering off at all angles, like, yeah you got it, she just got out of bed.
Now WHAT is the point of THAT I ask. I mean, girls, if you really want a guy to see what you look like first thing in the morning :
1) don't do anything to your hair when you get up (take a page from re-minisce's book! scruffy, Van De Graaf look, au natural)
or
2) sleep with him
there. sorted. The Day After look. Complete with the Day After halitosis. :D 100% free, and burn some calories while you're at it too!
And honestly, the only reason that girl looks gorgeous on the label of the bottle is because she's gorgeous. I mean if she had straight hair, curly hair, messy hair or no hair she'd still look gorgeous. Same's if she had on dungarees, elaborate gown, or no clothes at all.
The Just Got out of Bed look. £15. pah.
