Saturday, April 10, 2004
Do you know
the muffin man
Do you know why men, at least in movies, choke back those fateful words; the three hardest words a guy can ever say to a girl?
'Cos, unlike their real-life contemporaries who are generally lowlife lying wankers, movie-males believe :
that the words are precious.
That they are Significant.
That thoughtless expenditure may result in depleted reserves, and one day the words will dry up and become a handy, utilitarian soundbite.
Back in Real-Time, their Real-Life peers (ie the variety that actually do inhabit this world) glibly caress their women's auditory cortices with their sweet nothings. Skillfully, and erotically massage their egos. Playfully pat them from paw to paw. Until the next mouse wanders by.
*****
True, or false?
Decide below :
the muffin man
Do you know why men, at least in movies, choke back those fateful words; the three hardest words a guy can ever say to a girl?
'Cos, unlike their real-life contemporaries who are generally lowlife lying wankers, movie-males believe :
that the words are precious.
That they are Significant.
That thoughtless expenditure may result in depleted reserves, and one day the words will dry up and become a handy, utilitarian soundbite.
Back in Real-Time, their Real-Life peers (ie the variety that actually do inhabit this world) glibly caress their women's auditory cortices with their sweet nothings. Skillfully, and erotically massage their egos. Playfully pat them from paw to paw. Until the next mouse wanders by.
*****
True, or false?
Decide below :
