Friday, April 02, 2004
Danger, mouse!
hehe, now this is funny (taken from dangermouse, an ozzie chick in the mydreamd8 contest rated #12. What does that say about the contest one wonders, when the leader writes things like "kekeke..." (silence)
or "J, sad sad, server down." (silence)
The gems in italics are dangermouse's own. The rest is me trying to be clever :
You cannot fold any piece of paper more than 7 times.
err. arrh. urrgh!
Donkeys kill more people annually than do plane crashes.
Is anyone else getting odd mental images of heavily-accented donkeys in shades and strange headgear plotting to blow up the Petronas tower... or is it just me?
You burn more calories sleeping than watching television.
Damn! So that's why I'm so bloody thin. I need to get a telly!
The plastic things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets.
Would you like your aglet sunny side up?
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Good lord. Just six? How did she balanc.... nevermind.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
...
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
...
.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
I don't even want to know.
It's physically impossible to lick your elbow.
All polar bears are left-handed (like meeeee!)
Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
Urgh. Arrgh. ERrh.
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If I wasn't so tight, I'd vote for her. Go, dangermouse!
hehe, now this is funny (taken from dangermouse, an ozzie chick in the mydreamd8 contest rated #12. What does that say about the contest one wonders, when the leader writes things like "kekeke..." (silence)
or "J, sad sad, server down." (silence)
The gems in italics are dangermouse's own. The rest is me trying to be clever :
You cannot fold any piece of paper more than 7 times.
err. arrh. urrgh!
Donkeys kill more people annually than do plane crashes.
Is anyone else getting odd mental images of heavily-accented donkeys in shades and strange headgear plotting to blow up the Petronas tower... or is it just me?
You burn more calories sleeping than watching television.
Damn! So that's why I'm so bloody thin. I need to get a telly!
The plastic things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets.
Would you like your aglet sunny side up?
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Good lord. Just six? How did she balanc.... nevermind.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
...
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
...
.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
I don't even want to know.
It's physically impossible to lick your elbow.
All polar bears are left-handed (like meeeee!)
Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
Urgh. Arrgh. ERrh.
********
If I wasn't so tight, I'd vote for her. Go, dangermouse!
