Thursday, March 04, 2004
A crop below the rest
After a series of mis-clicks, I ended up at mydreamd8.com
oh brother.
now there's a contest for you... the contest objectives aren't even set. it's just.... the best wins $10,000. The best... what? body? (one of them's stripped to her underwear in a rather weak bid to claim the throne). The best face? and it's apparently sponsored by home grown singaporean talent. the youngest, pimple-lest face then. yeah that must be it.
having said that, some of the girls from australia are pretty good looking though. hubba bubba. okay, cold shower...
it's funny that they're using "best blog" as a weak excuse to host the competition. Half of them can't string a sentence together without a nailgun. And together they've probably got a combined intellect of butthead, minus beavis. okay i'm being mean.
but seriously folks, when a certain xiasomeoneorother is actually one of the most eloquent writers of the fold, then... yeah okay you get my drift.
well, again the ozzie girls are pretty eloquent. and one of them has a nice picture of her overflowing over a nice red car...
doesn't it bug anyone that all the guys have the same hairstyle as well? Ah, the wonders of cheap gel and a comb. I think I'll wear my hair to work standing rakishly up today.
(I did it once by accident courtesy of a flagging alarm-clock and the patients were uneasily asking to see the Doctor, please so I've gone back to the traditionally gelled-forward "geezer" look which, for some reason, doctors tend to wear. that or cropped-short which is a no-no-NO for me. Bad memories, short hair. Bad memories)
oh yeah and the host (Sara) herself is a poseur. The New Paper idol, engineered to rouse (and arouse) male interest, "cool-looking" (in her own words a homebody cursed with party-animal looks) and a closet computer geek to boot!
For christs sakes, quit fooling yourself girl. You're a bubbly airhead with a great smile and a great body (and also a pretty good command of english to be honest) and all the guys just wanna shag you till your geeky brain explodes into an ascending datastream of hex-adecimal.
honest.
which, strewth, makes you the uber-stereotype of the singaporean dream-girl. bo-ring.
After a series of mis-clicks, I ended up at mydreamd8.com
oh brother.
now there's a contest for you... the contest objectives aren't even set. it's just.... the best wins $10,000. The best... what? body? (one of them's stripped to her underwear in a rather weak bid to claim the throne). The best face? and it's apparently sponsored by home grown singaporean talent. the youngest, pimple-lest face then. yeah that must be it.
having said that, some of the girls from australia are pretty good looking though. hubba bubba. okay, cold shower...
it's funny that they're using "best blog" as a weak excuse to host the competition. Half of them can't string a sentence together without a nailgun. And together they've probably got a combined intellect of butthead, minus beavis. okay i'm being mean.
but seriously folks, when a certain xiasomeoneorother is actually one of the most eloquent writers of the fold, then... yeah okay you get my drift.
well, again the ozzie girls are pretty eloquent. and one of them has a nice picture of her overflowing over a nice red car...
doesn't it bug anyone that all the guys have the same hairstyle as well? Ah, the wonders of cheap gel and a comb. I think I'll wear my hair to work standing rakishly up today.
(I did it once by accident courtesy of a flagging alarm-clock and the patients were uneasily asking to see the Doctor, please so I've gone back to the traditionally gelled-forward "geezer" look which, for some reason, doctors tend to wear. that or cropped-short which is a no-no-NO for me. Bad memories, short hair. Bad memories)
oh yeah and the host (Sara) herself is a poseur. The New Paper idol, engineered to rouse (and arouse) male interest, "cool-looking" (in her own words a homebody cursed with party-animal looks) and a closet computer geek to boot!
For christs sakes, quit fooling yourself girl. You're a bubbly airhead with a great smile and a great body (and also a pretty good command of english to be honest) and all the guys just wanna shag you till your geeky brain explodes into an ascending datastream of hex-adecimal.
honest.
which, strewth, makes you the uber-stereotype of the singaporean dream-girl. bo-ring.
