Twentysomething geriatric Male. Occasionally bespectacled. Mass of contradictions. Intensely private. Faithful cynic. Afflicted with the Human Condition. Likes : stand-up comedy, wordplay, quiet solitude, adrenaline of work. Dislikes : clubbing, ethanol abuse. Smalltalk with strangers. Political / sexual manoeuvreing. Dreams of : retiring by the sea. And laughing again.